Sometimes the guy who moves the slowest ends up stealing the whole show — and nobody proved that better than Tim Conway. 😂 In this unforgettable Carol Burnett Show sketch, all Harvey Korman wants is a simple lunch. That’s it. Just a hot dog. But the second Conway waddles out as “The Oldest Man,” everything falls apart in the funniest way possible. He shuffles like he’s half-asleep, mixes up Harvey’s food order with directions to the post office, and takes so long to stamp “RUSH” on a ticket that the entire audience is already howling. Harvey tries to hold it together — you can literally see him shaking, covering his mouth, begging himself not to break — but Conway keeps piling on the nonsense.

Tim Conway’s “Oldest Man” Hot Dog Vendor — A Masterclass in Comedy Tim Conway had an unmatched ability to turn the simplest setups into moments of absolute hilarity, and this sketch […]